If you are seeing this, you have been chosen by one of the Fez and Tassle. The Fez and Tassle are the two leaders of the Fezzies. The "Fez" of the group is The Golden Fez, the founder of the group. The "Tassle" is The Flaming Fez, the first supporter.
If you have not been instructed about the Fezzies by one of the Fez and Tassle, we are a secret organization that currently aims to influence non-members to wear fez hats. That is only our current goal. When the goal changes, so will this website.
If you break any of the rules that apply to you, you will be taken out of the chat. Any and all emails sent to you relating to the Fezzies will be deleted. All other members will be alerted of this fact.
If you are not a high ranking member of the Fezzies, and you decide to send this page to someone else, you will be terminated.
When you join the Fezzies, you must state who invited you. If you do not, you will be terminated.
If, after reading this, you would like to join the Fezzies, then please contact one of these emails:
Goodbye,
The Fez and Tassle